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[01 Jul 2006|12:30pm] i'm at ballet mag send me shit the address is on my myspace post comment

[06 Jun 2006|08:36pm] I'M SINGLE. Thank God. There is so much going on right now, I can't handle it all. I need a serious miracle. Going to Ballet Mag. July 2-28 or something like that. I'm having a really hard time understanding things. And I don't understand what this girl has that I don't. Except maybe that she lives closer to him and she's healthy and she graduated from high school and she has a future and her life under control. She's leaving for college soon anyway. But WHATEVA. None of my business. I should be happy for them? yeah SUCK IT i tried post comment

[23 May 2006|04:44pm] I got an ultrasound today. ( gross details ) Anyway, they're putting me on birth control pills. I thought this day would never come. I smelled like creamed corn because I got an IV yesterday. It was pretty enjoyable. And today I almost got in a wreck. YES I just thought you would be interested to know I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO i fucking hate boys and ugly girls who take them 5 comments|post comment

[19 May 2006|02:41pm] I'm going to some cabin in the blue ridge mountains for the weekend... I'm leaving tonight. Please call me and talk about stupid shit. I will probably be bored out of my mind. If you don't have my number, that kind of sucks. And if I make it into the ballet magnificat summer intensive thing, I'll be in Jackson, MS from July 3-28. So you know. 2 comments|post comment

[15 May 2006|07:24pm] So, my mother has had an epiphany from reading this book and we're going to follow this "49-day health plan." We have to eat completely kosher foods for at least 49 days. I don't know when I'm gonna be starting that, and I don't really mind it at all, but if it doesn't make me any better I'm gonna be pissed. Things I can't eat: 1. pork products 2. shellfish and fish without fins and scales (catfish, shark, eel) 3. hydrogenated oils (margarine, shortening, etc.) 4. artificial sweeteners (aspartame, saccharine, sucralose) 5. white flour 6. white sugar 7. soft drinks 8. pasteurized, homogenized milk 9. corn syrup (high fructose corn syrup) 10. hydrolized soy protein (imitation meat products) 11. artificial flavors and colors 12. excessive alcohol Plus a lot of other things that are "unclean." ( Leviticus 11 is damn long ) 10 comments|post comment

[03 May 2006|05:09pm] So, my ovary hurts pretty bad. I'm probably going to have to grow my hair out. Like, long. For dance. I think I'll be okay, though. Why did they kick off Nnenna? And I might be moving to Mississippi for this. I was at Disneyland just chillin in my stroller and some little mexican boy came up and kissed me for like, 4 minutes. I was three years old. ( also ) 10 comments|post comment

[02 May 2006|07:30pm] ANTM is in exactly thirty minutes. I missed it last week, blow me. And after that is two hours of the best House episode ever created. This summer I believe I'm gonna dye my hair platinum blonde again. I miss being a toe-head, I enjoyed it a lot. Also, Kroger brand mini pancakes taste really good with Edy's vanilla ice cream. I am sitting here in my towel. And now I'm gonna go and moisturize and get dressed and dry my hair. I'm going to record myself soon. Regina Spektor. It will suck your anal cavity. Thank you. Oh, and. Don't chew on brown sharpies. I'm doing it right now and I doubt it's healthy. 6 comments|post comment

[25 Apr 2006|07:56pm] = DRAMA post comment

[18 Apr 2006|06:45am] ( i want these: ) post comment

[18 Apr 2006|06:10am] ( easter ) I'M BROKE. find me a job. why do i smell spaghetti? 2 comments|post comment

[11 Apr 2006|01:12am] fuck boys fuck parents fuck double-dutch with ice sculptures ( spring break 2006: ) 11 comments|post comment

[01 Apr 2006|01:52am] texas tomorrow will suck my slimy green balls i will be there for an entire fucking week what the fuck am i going to do i got my monroe changed today, and it's pretty and there are millipedes living in my suitcase (milipedes? wtf.) 3 comments|post comment

[27 Mar 2006|06:40pm] my dad just saw my monroe, and he said, "aww," and made a face and then he gave me a backpack. the fuck? free-balling ted exotic dancer ted ( weekend in 34 pictures ) 6 comments|post comment

[23 Mar 2006|09:39pm] is there a kleptos, anonymous? btbam, haste the day tomorrow jenny lewis saturday industrial goth ted also fuck the police 2 comments|post comment

[21 Mar 2006|05:44pm] my cat is sitting on my arm? Lauren asdf: why do people go all the way out to downtown to see a band they dont like but just to smoke and shit with thier frineds oh hey nice face: because they're scene fucks? Lauren asdf: GO GO POWER SONIA 3 comments|post comment

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